Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Party 4: Incurable

I had this Piano Magic song stuck in my head all night after enjoying the herb? Thanks to the ontario boy for the hook ups, took me back to Van City and the rain,.......

















Party 3: Disaffected

So the max number of postable photos is 6 per post. Great, more mouse clicks for me. Here are 6 more involving french and german girls, and a toques and misc other people. For some reson my memory isn't that sharp.

Sample arky conversation:

"Did you hear and such and such lame rocks that look like arrowheads but weren't, we dug for 4 years and 2000000 tonnes of dirt and only found 2 pebbles that turned out to be actual pebbles. Hey.... are you still awake?.....Wait....You're dead?..... GREAT! I can do archaeology on you."

The friendly (and drunk) neighbours.

Dam that toque is hot.



Even hotter here.

"With your hand on my shoulder (leg), a meaningless movement a movie script ending"

That lyric is in my head for some reason.

Party 2: I didn't get where I am today


There is a finite number of photos you can put on one posts..... so the order is now off, not that there was any real order to begin with....

A "birthday" girl with posing with her half opend closet.


The best pictures are ones that you are not in. (Ph. D's are sexy).


I believe this one is for the rock and/or rollers.

A couple of condo scensters, ejoyin' some fineries like caviar and Dom (probably).

The is a well-used toque.

How did i get in this one and who is molesting my metrosexual sweater?

Commenting under pictures is lame and overdone I have just decided, it's like my boring internal dialogue, except it's being typed into HTML code. Maybe my new consciousness is the web, maybe I will be the start AI like in the terminator and matrix moves. (Shouldn't the plural of The Matrix Series be "The Matrices"?). Do I think too much?

Party 1: Don't Suffocate

I haven't used this thing in months and seeing as how it is a free way to host web pictures why not? Here are some pictures from a party full of newfies and/or non-newfies. Of course there was a lot of drinking by both Islanders and Mainlanders. I had this song stuck in my head all night, until I heard the original of a Remix by LCD Sound System on the "yuppie ghetto blaster" Fun was had by all, especially the remaining three......

I look terrible, but alive.

Studley Morris.



An Applachan girl in the big city.



The famous Mexican "party couple" (well sort of... bad cameraing).


Drunk newfies and getting drunker.



German + alcohol = trouble.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Does anybody still read this??


It's been a long time since an updation, like the serious laziness and switch to Cowtown has got me avoiding this thing since april. For realz. Things are alright in the land of pilsner, FUBAR, and meat, and most pickups per capita in the universe. Anyways here are some random observations about Calgary (in no particular sequence):

-everyone smokes, esp. girls you think are cute
-everyone who rides the bus and is under 20 and female has at least 4 tattoos and 2 kids
-vegetarian dishes in restaurants have meat in them more often then not
-Calgary is Cougarville
-everyone is an aggressive driver and never carpools
-transit planning is an afterthought
-weather and pressure can change 10 degree in a few minutes
-trailer parks are even close to downtown here
-Calgary radio is terrible (think nickleback every 3 songs)
-gold diggers are plenty
-"healthy eating" is relative term, contrasts a great deal with Vancouver
-everyone eats out way too often
- there is shitty indie music scene, aka rock and country only
-healthcare here is a nightmare
-the oil industry is all up in this motha fucker, so much it's scary, and no one really thinks of it as a negative thing on the environment

It seems everyone is in Calgary to make a quick buck regardless of the consequences, and save up and move on somewhere else. So like there is endless amounts of land and room to expand so it just keeps spreading out and making new landfills, etc. I like to think of Calgary as a big Mississagua because it's mainly warehouses and residential areas, with a small downtown of course, but all spread out and surburban for th emost part with too many cars. I know everything I have said all seems negative, but there are some good things, like climate, it never gets humid so much that i can't stand it, it's cool at night which is good for sleeping, and the sun is up later so you can do outdoor things longer. Also there are some cool bike paths all throughout the city. Also if you are into cowboys and shit, which I am not, you're at home then.

I'm working at Stantec Consulting, as GIS jerkface, it's pretty chill, flex time and stuff, i don't make as much as i would like too, but it's never enough with student loans. Fuck the bank, nothing but a big mother fucking loan shark. I also have been working at a golf course down the street on weekends for extra cash and some free golf. Golfing is for douchebags, but i don't relaly care, I go out and have fun and try to hit the ball as hard as I can, not like get mad when i screw up.

This seems good enough for a first post.

I'm out.